Satiricus News-Journalix. Democracy Dies in Money, and Monkey Semen.

Media

Janet Yellen Drops New Hip-Hop Track as Dolla-Dolla Fed’Ye feat. Lil Fed & Gov. Da Bank

Media, Article

Janet Yellen, Federal Reserve Bank, Ben Bernanke, hip-hop, music video
Mid-50s, Overweight, Balding, Divorced, Emotionally Crippled, Absentee-Father is Sure Zendaya is “The One That Got Away”

Article, Dumpster Fires, Media, Society and Humanities

stalking, Zendaya
Not To Be Outdone by Netflix, God Raises Monthly Subscription Tithes

Article, Business, International News, Media, Religion, technology

God, money, Netflix, pope, subscription rates, tithe
On “Potatoes Today”: How to Apologize for Cheating on Your Wife

Article, Media

apology, cheating, fickenjhümpen, hussies, potatoes, wife
Paramount Taps Donald Trump to Headline as Floppy Missile in “Oops I Trumped My Pants 2: Iran So Far Away”

Article, Media

camel, Donald Trump, Paramount
The Video Club Reviews: Early Hanna-Barbara Pilot, The Buttstones

Article, Media

fart, farts
The Vidalia News Recorder Wins Silver Davey Award for “General: Strange and Unusual” Content

Article, Media, Press Release

Davey Award, Press Release
Grammar Anarchist Rages Against Grammar Nazis and Tyranny of Democracy

Article, Media, technology

grammar anarchist, grammar Nazi, muppets, puppet
Taylor Swift Ditches The VNR to Marry Some Hunk Who’s Probably a Hot Football Player with a Podcast

Article, Media, Relationships and Romance, Society and Humanities

Swifty, Taylor Swift
ATI: What Role will World-Famous Actor, Nathan Fillion, Play Next?

Ask The Internet, Media

Nathan Fillion
PBS & NPR Create Joint PBR Educational OnlyFans Page. Masturbaters Everywhere Remember Learning.

Article, Media, Politics, Society and Humanities

burning corn, Education, masturbation, masturbators, NPR, OnlyFans, PBR, PBS, Satan, zombiejack, zombiejill
Ask VNR: What Would Be Your Opening Sentence In Your Unauthorized Autobiography?

Article, Ask VNR, Media, Society and Humanities

dailyprompt, dailyprompt-1867, jobs, onn, the onion
AARP Announces New Porn Company: Silver Fox Seductions

Article, Media, Promotional Content, Relationships and Romance

AARP, medicinal porn, porn, pornologic, Silver Fox Seductions