Frankie Pulitzer, known professionally as, Bane, and privately as international acting sensation, Tom Hardy, is set to release a follow up album to his recent successful release, “Czarface Meets Frankie Pulitzer.” Czarface and Hardy first met at a gangsta rap writing class held at the Peoria Adult and Continuing Education Center on Hollaback Rd.

His current release, with Czarface, shook the world of uninformed pop-culture consumers. Up until this moment no one believed that Bane was into rap music. Historically, all of his prior albums charted on Gotham’s Smooth Jazz Top 100. To do so, Bane famously reflected on his darker times in the Gotham underworld and turned his harrowing experiences into modern, smooth jazz classics like:

• “Smooth Jazz Has Defeated You“
• “Peace Has Cost You Your Mambo“
• “You Merely Adopted the Bossa Nova. I Was Molded by It“
• “No One Cared Who I was Until I Put on The Jazz“
• “Do You Feel In Charge, of the Samba?“
• “The Smooth Jazz Rises”

His success in the genre and popularity among jazz lovers everywhere has earned him the title: “Mask of The Smooth Jazz for Hot Lovers.”

More surprising still is that we are now learning that not only is Bane also Frankie Pulitzer, but also some international acting sensation guy named Tom Hardy. Is there no end to this madness?

No. No, there isn’t.

We’re now learning that Bane–using his Frankie Pulitzer persona and after completing his recent rap album–will be releasing a follow-up album with all new collaborators from his favorite restaurants. Anyone who’s been waiting for a Bane & Olive Garden album will have to keep waiting though. This collab album will be called “Frankie Times at Fast Food High“, and will feature some of Fast Food’s favorite characters:

The upcoming album is sure to be a banger. It will be stuffed with SEVENTEEN tracks of living, laughing, and nasty, sexy cheek-clapping brought to you by handfuls of greasy ‘burgs & soggy fries.