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Janet Yellen Drops New Hip-Hop Track as Dolla-Dolla Fed’Ye feat. Lil Fed & Gov. Da Bank

Former Fed Chair and economics bad-girl, Janet Yellen (performing as: Dolla Dolla Fed’Ye), debuts new, nasty hip-hop single called, “Stimulus Policy 69.”

This track explores the themes of dissing fools, playing suckers, doing it for the homies, and the importance of fiscal responsibility in macroeconomics.

The track also welcomes new performers to the genre as featured artists: Jerome Powell as “Gov. Da Bank” and Alan Greenspan as “Lil Fed.” Ben Bernanke, being a member of the Southside 6 Feds (from Hotlanta), got dissed all up and down on this track because Janet Yellen reps the Northeast Deuces out of NY.

Lyrics: “Stimulus Policy 69”

This goes out to all the playas
thinkin they the Real GDP,
When in reality, y’all just the
greedy LVP.
Straight out the Fed, I’m a
crazy mother fucker named
Janet. I’m a number brunching
ninja from another planet.
You want beef with me?
You can’t beef with me,
I’ll disinflate your whole damn
family
I’ll amortize you and
lobotomize you
While I’m out here banking on
your final clue, you’ll be
holding your food stamp
asking “Where, when, who?!”
You ain’t smart. You ain’t shit.
When you was out looking
for the answer key, I was
stone-cold pimping the great
Ben Bernanke!!
But don’t worry though, just
crash and go. So when you
finally look around and seeing
red, just know my flow’s so
hard I just flooded the Fed!

So yeah fool
Imma cash it fool.
Deposit this fool, now what’s
yours is mine, it’s time for
Stimulus Policy 69!
Dolla Dolla Fed’Ye up in this
bitch, curbin inflation for all
my homies!!!
Stimulus Policy 69!
Stimulus Policy 69!

Don’t talk son.
Cuz this won’t be fun.
When I route your account to
the latest auction, I’ll be
coming out the hood like your
favorite Robin.
And when you hear me telling
you where to park it,
I’mma straight up murder
you with this labor market!

So yeah fool,
don’t trip fool
Watch me work fool,
as I take this 9 to 5 to
Stimulus Policy 69!
Stimulus Policy 69!
Stimulus Policy 69!

So where’s your girl now?
You can’t find her now?
If you can’t give your queen
that entertainment,
I’ll bring her sexy merriment
with my fiscal easement!
That’s a wrap Jack,
so if you can’t hack another
crack of my money making
mack, then watch as you get
split when I make you
counterfeit
You know imma keep you
guessing when you’ll die
by my recession!
Dolla Dolla Fed’Ye gets her
way while dropping bombs
like lending rates on your
soccer moms
Now watch me walk away,
and prepare to be fiscal
flam-bay…

You just got overdrawn,
Motherfucker….

We out

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