Are You Tired Of Bullshit?
Are you tired of working for infantile jack-asses and giving them anything they want, except the truth?
Are you tired of corporate fuckery?
Have you, or a loved one, or your home village, been murdered by corporate profiteering?
Are you convinced that overripe bananas could run a business better than those fuck-bitches in charge right now?
Are you tired of working for people who were born with the bootstraps that you’re expected to lift yourself up with?
Are you tired of shitbags, fuckdicks, slagknobs, and arseholes?
Do You Fantasize About Running Large Tech Companies?
Could YOU run Tesla better than the guy who runs SpaceX, or xAI?
Could you run a business with an executive allowance that limits you to ONLY 2 hookers, and one pound of coke, per week?
We believe you could too!
We believe everyone reading this could run all the large companies better than the fucking yahoos in charge right now.
Those guys are fuck-knuckles!
But you? You might just be a twat-waffle, which we can all agree is a significant improvement!
We’re willing to bet that if you ran those companies, you’d ruin FEWER environments, and kill FEWER people! And maybe, just maybe, you’ll find true love along the way.
Imagine that!!! Less Murder, less Greed, less Techbros pretending their ideas are socially beneficial, and a gender-neutral handy from the loved one of your choice?!?!
Wow! Crazy, right?!?
By The Power of Jersey Hobos
That’s why we, the greatest investigatively satirical journal in the Canis Major Dwarf Galaxy, and Lower Temecula, teamed up with a team of Jersey hobos to develop a breakthrough in executive-moral fitness assessments.
We hired those hobos to start the software development arm at the VNR! As their first product, they created the VERY FIRST MORAL FITNESS ASSESSMENT FOR CEOs!
No trying to decode what the hell an INJFRQ Enneagram is, or which of the six sigmas relate to fewer corporate deaths.
We are now putting the CEO on blast and giving everyone a chance to take our quiz and create their moral fitness resume.
At the end of your quiz, review your results & achievements, create your moral resume as a SHARABLE PDF, then email it to the company of your choice!
Apply to be CEO even if they aren’t hiring, yet!!!
