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Poetry Corner: An Ode to Avoidance of Yon Routine

Article, Daily Life, Poetry Corner, Society and Humanities, Staff Writers

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Trump Supports the Sanctity of Marriage by Claiming the Right of Prima Nocta

Article, Daily Life, Politics, Religion

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VNR Announces: Dear Boo, We Are Your Husband’s Thirst Trap

Article, Daily Life, Dumpster Fires, Secret Relationships: Uncovered, Society and Humanities

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Ask a Nut Butter Specialist: 10 Red Flags and How to Avoid Them, with Nut Butter

Article, Ask a Nut Butter Specialist, Editorial, Etiquette, Relationships and Romance, Society and Humanities, Staff Writers

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Sponsored Article: Have You Accepted the Prophet George Carlin Into Your Life?

Article, Promotional Content, Religion

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The VNR’s Best, Definitely-Real-Human of the Week: Aug 30, 2024

Article, Definitely Real Human Awards

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An Apology to Our Readers. We Got Scooped.

Apologies and Retractions, Article, Journalism and Ethics, Society and Humanities, Staff Writers

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Summertime Inspirational Thoughts from Tantric Shaman Goddesses, Tiffany and Aaron

Article, Society and Humanities

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Men Ask: When Should I Start Masturbating on Office Zoom Meetings

Article, Business, Dumpster Fires, Society and Humanities

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Greta Thunberg Elected as Planet’s Lone, Responsible Adult

Article, Dumpster Fires, Politics, Society and Humanities

Greta Thunberg
Riding High on Fresh Wave of Hubris, Vidalia News Recorder Joins Twitter & Immediately Regrets It

Article, Dumpster Fires, Editorial, Society and Humanities

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Onion News Network Scores Dismal 79 Jords on Leikman-Gonad Scale

Article, Politics, Society and Humanities

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Local Hospital Opens Insensitive Care Outpatient Clinic

Article, Healthcare, interviews, Society and Humanities

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How to Make Friends with Your Labia!

Article, Society and Humanities

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Ten Signs Your Marriage Counselor is Recommending the Wrong Porn

Article, Relationships and Romance, Society and Humanities

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