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God Created Bigfoot in Man’s Image, with Help From a Chupacabra and Some Weed

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The Vidalia News Recorder Wins Silver Davey Award for “General: Strange and Unusual” Content

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Wendy’s Announces New Dating App: The Bacon-Mater

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Anne Hathaway Models Tom’s Hardware Pocket Protectors for Nerds. Dorks Outraged

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Debunking Common Myths About Goldfish: The Magazine

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The Fabled Axe of Olive Garden Stems Tide of Unlicensed Satiristy and Satirical Merchandising

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Comcast Apologizes for Abusing You. Wants to Bring Her Friend Over to “Make it Up to You.”

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