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The VNR Wins US Army Paramilitary Contract to Invade Greenland, or was it Iceland? DAMN.

Article, International News, Politics

Greenland, invasion, paramilitary
American Murder Propaganda

Article, Editorial, Not Funny

minneapolis, murder
Nation’s Husbands Still Waiting for So-Called Male Loneliness Epidemic

Article, Healthcare, medicine

loneliness epidemic, male loneliness, see
Holiday 2026 Message: Charity, Grace, and Suffering as Existence

Article, Editorial, Not Funny, Staff Writers

Charity, exist, existence, Grace, suffering
Dad Realizes He’s in Heaven When Family Finally Laughs At His Joke

Article, Local News

dads, heaven
Local Man Builds Home From Penises. Reminds Neighbors He’s Still Straight.

Society and Humanities, Article

diy project, home, houses, penis
Elon Musk Reveals He Does Everything and Can He Please Have Another $1T?

Article, interviews, technology

Elon Musk, podcast
Disaster Strikes Opening Night of MC Escher-Themed Strip Club

Article, Society and Humanities
Calling All Hipsters. You Only Have 25 Years To Discover The VNR Until We Get Popular

Article, Society and Humanities

hipster
The Video Club Reviews: Early Hanna-Barbara Pilot, The Buttstones

Article, Media

fart, farts
If We’re All Made in the Image of God, Why Are Storks the Antichrist?

Article, Healthcare, Religion

bisexual, gay, God, man, storks
The Vidalia News Recorder Wins Silver Davey Award for “General: Strange and Unusual” Content

Article, Media, Press Release

Davey Award, Press Release
Nation’s Girlfriends Surprised To Learn Not All Men Created in God’s Image

Article, Religion

God
Tech Moguls Launch New Lookalike Sex Bots: Tickle-Me-Jezebels

Article, Daily Life, Dumpster Fires, Relationships and Romance, technology

bond villains, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, sex bot, sex work, tech Moguls, technology, Zuckerberg
4 Reasons Green Beans are the Assholes of the Vegetable World

Article, Editorial, Scullery & Swill, Society and Humanities

Asshole, green beans, smug