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Nation’s Girlfriends Surprised To Learn Not All Men Created in God’s Image

Article, Religion

God
ATI: How Will Trump Negotiate Peace in Ukraine?

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Donald Trump, peace, Ukraine, war
Tech Moguls Launch New Lookalike Sex Bots: Tickle-Me-Jezebels

Article, Daily Life, Dumpster Fires, Relationships and Romance, technology

bond villains, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, sex bot, sex work, tech Moguls, technology, Zuckerberg
ATI: Today’s Tech Lords Can Save the World. How Will They Destroy it?

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tech Moguls, technology
4 Reasons Green Beans are the Assholes of the Vegetable World

Article, Editorial, Scullery & Swill, Society and Humanities

Asshole, green beans, smug
ATI: What time is it in Hawaii?

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Hawaii, international Date Line, time
Wendy’s Announces New Dating App: The Bacon-Mater

Article, Promotional Content, Relationships and Romance, technology

app, bacon, Bacon-Mater, dating, online dating, Wendy’s
ATI: What New Health Metric Will the Oura Ring 5 Monitor?

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Healthcare, Oura Ring
Having Skirted Women’s Issues, Science Vows to Handle More Boobies

Article, Science

bazoomba-yum-yums, boobies, boobs, Science, women, women’s issues
ATI: Which Astrological Sign Will Forget to Read the Memo at Work Today?

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astrology, memo, satirical astrology, Work place etiquette
ATI: Who is in Charge of the CDC?

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CDC
Anne Hathaway Models Tom’s Hardware Pocket Protectors for Nerds. Dorks Outraged

Article, fashion, Promotional Content, Society and Humanities

Anne Hathaway, dorks, nerds, pocket protectors, Tom Hardware, Tom’s Hardware
ATI: Who Will Win Love Island Season 8, and How?

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Chuck Schumer, E.T., love, love Island, weird al Yankovic
USDA, FDA with DHS, CBP, BOP Create Food Rating: Soylento Greeno

Article, Politics, Scullery & Swill

soylent green, Soylento Greeno, Soylento gringo
“Adieu Mon Fuck” – Says Dumpster Fire Union Rep

Article, Ask a Dumpster Fire Union Rep

awoooga, dailyprompt, dailyprompt-2052, snuggle