Satiricus News-Journalix. Democracy Dies in Money, and Monkey Semen.

Type

Dad Realizes He’s in Heaven When Family Finally Laughs At His Joke

Article, Local News

dads, heaven
ATI: How Effective is the Flu Vaccine?

Arguing with Stupid, Ask The Internet, medicine

9 out of 10 dentists, flu, lasagna, taxes, vaccines
Local Man Builds Home From Penises. Reminds Neighbors He’s Still Straight.

Article, Society and Humanities

diy project, home, houses, penis
ATI: What Do You Do When a Coworker Hates You?

Ask The Internet, Business, Etiquette

coworker, office
Elon Musk Reveals He Does Everything and Can He Please Have Another $1T?

Article, interviews, technology

Elon Musk, podcast
Disaster Strikes Opening Night of MC Escher-Themed Strip Club

Article, Society and Humanities
ATI: What Happened in the Thanksgiving Day NFL Games?

Ask The Internet, Sports

football, NFL, Sports
Calling All Hipsters. You Only Have 25 Years To Discover The VNR Until We Get Popular

Article, Society and Humanities

hipster
ATI: What Does “6 7” Mean?

Ask The Internet

brah, bro, bruh, conspiracy theory, grandpa, Q-Anon
The Video Club Reviews: Early Hanna-Barbara Pilot, The Buttstones

Article, Media

fart, farts
ATI: Which Celebrity Dressed Up as What for Halloween?

Ask The Internet

Halloween
If We’re All Made in the Image of God, Why Are Storks the Antichrist?

Article, Healthcare, Religion

bisexual, gay, God, man, storks
ATI: What Will CA’s Prop 50 Do?

Ask The Internet, Politics

California, law, voting
The Vidalia News Recorder Wins Silver Davey Award for “General: Strange and Unusual” Content

Article, Media, Press Release

Davey Award, Press Release
ATI: What’s in The New iOS 26.1 Update?

Ask The Internet, technology

Apple, iOS, iPhone