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Humanity Inaction

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Asshole, Ukraine
Onion News Network Scores Dismal 79 Jords on Leikman-Gonad Scale

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Pioneering Child Journalism

Article, pioneering child journalism

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Comcast Apologizes for Abusing You. Wants to Bring Her Friend Over to “Make it Up to You.”

Article, Promotional Content, Relationships and Romance

cable, Comcast, Commie
Local Hospital Opens Insensitive Care Outpatient Clinic

Article, Healthcare, interviews, Society and Humanities

Asshole, Death Panels, Healthcare, hospital, Mitch McConnell
How to Make Friends with Your Labia!

Article, Society and Humanities

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GOP Discovers Life After Birth

Article, Politics, Science

babies, gop, pro-life
The June Sports & Politics Round Up

Article, Dumpster Fires, Politics, Sports

Donald Trump, Emmanuel Macron, Fantasy Football, France, Germany, Mitch McConnell
Ten Signs Your Marriage Counselor is Recommending the Wrong Porn

Article, Relationships and Romance, Society and Humanities

couples counseling, medicinal porn, pornologic, therapy
Ask a Nut Butter Specialist

Article, Ask a Nut Butter Specialist

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Asshole Journalist too High Brow for Wikipedia Cites Twitter and Calls it Journalism

Article, Society and Humanities, Staff Writers

Asshole, Journalism, social media
Secret Relationships: Donald Trump and Ayn Rand!

Article, Relationships and Romance, Secret Relationships: Uncovered

Ayn Rand, crink-crink, Donald Trump, Eugene Levy, stink-stink
Which Condoms are Safe for the Workplace

Article, Etiquette, Staff Writers

condoms, fashion, Work place etiquette
Gary LeTrans, Editor in Chief, Resigns

Article, Staff Writers

Chevy Nova, cocaine, Ford Galaxie, Gary LeTrans, smurfs