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Vidalia News Recorder is proud to announce our very first article in the upcoming series: Pioneering Child Journalism.

These kids are just great. From this internship, they’ll get vital industry experience, which is priceless really, and begin to groom their required veneer of: narcissism, malaise, self importance, and bullshit.

We are mining the very bedrock of our social fabric to bring you news you can abuse.

Subscribe and like won’t you? Think of the children.