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Vidalia News Recorder is proud to announce our very first article in the upcoming series: Pioneering Child Journalism.

These kids are just great. From this internship, they’ll get vital industry experience, which is priceless really, and begin to groom their required veneer of: narcissism, malaise, self importance, and bullshit.

We are mining the very bedrock of our social fabric to bring you news you can abuse.

Subscribe and like won’t you? Think of the children.

Erwin P. Tinkleson. 4th grader. Definitely not a 26 year old incel, who’s still in the 4th grade.