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The Fabled Axe of Olive Garden Stems Tide of Unlicensed Satiristy and Satirical Merchandising

Article, Daily Life, interviews, Promotional Content

merch, Qwuandor, satirical astrology, Satiristy, Satirophistry, The Fabled Axe of Olive Garden
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: What Crazy Shit did Trump Say at The State of the Union Address?

Article, CYOA, Politics

Black History Month, Donald Trump, State of the Union, White History Month, whiteness
Ask VNR: What Would Be Your Opening Sentence In Your Unauthorized Autobiography?

Article, Ask VNR, Media, Society and Humanities

dailyprompt, dailyprompt-1867, jobs, onn, the onion
Corporate Gifts & Messages to Purchase Serf Loyalty at Your Corporate Inheritance

Article, Business, Dumpster Fires, Etiquette

Asshole, Business, CEO, Conglomerated Amalgamated Industries Ltd Inc, corporate, fuck face, merch
Op-Ed: The VNR Cannot Endorse Trump as Feckless Puppet King of America. Renews Support for Overripe Banana.

Article, Editorial, Politics, Staff Writers

Asshole, Donald Trump, king, puppet, UnAmerica
Vidalia News Recorder Now Has More Journalistic Integrity Than WaPo Editorial

Article, Business, Dumpster Fires, Editorial, Journalism and Ethics, Not Funny, Politics, Society and Humanities

Bezos, WaPo
Shit-Throwing, Satirically Investigative, Gentlemen Monkeys Fear They’ll Miss Telling the Best Trump Jokes

Article, Ask VNR, Politics, Staff Writers

dailyprompt, dailyprompt-1858, Donald Trump, monkeys
Trump Administration Sides With Eeny, Meeny, Miney, & Moe Over Tiger’s Toe. Threatens Sanctions If He Does Not Pay $50 Everyday

Article, Business, Politics

Donald Trump, Eeny Meeny miney Moe, tiger’s toe
For The Glory of God, America Americas the World

Article, Dumpster Fires, Politics, Religion, Society and Humanities

America, GOP Jesus, Jesus, UnAmerica
The Phallic Ultimatum: Ancient Invisigoth Wisdom from The Sardonic Sea Scrolls: Rise of the Greatest Satirical Empire in the Canis Major Dwarf Galaxy and Lower Temecula. Pt. 2

Article, Ask VNR, Staff Writers

dailyprompt, dailyprompt-1848
AARP Announces New Porn Company: Silver Fox Seductions

Article, Media, Promotional Content, Relationships and Romance

AARP, medicinal porn, porn, pornologic, Silver Fox Seductions
Ask a Vet: Best Party Drug for my Yorkshire Terrier? She’s a Gemini.

Article, Ask VNR, Daily Life, fashion, Pets

astrology, dogs, drugs, Ibiza
Crime Beat: Illegal Alien Caught Working at Local Fast Food Chain

Article, Local News, Police Beat, Politics

aliens, ICE, illegal aliens, immigration, immigration raids
Men Ask: Did I Load the Dishwasher Correctly?

Article, Gaming Reviews

boss, dishes
Mouth Harp YouTuber Makes Uncomfortable Love to You with His Eyes, and Beard

Article, Dumpster Fires, fashion, Horror

7-days, hipster, mouth harp, YouTube

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No, no. No he wooon’t do that.

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