Satiricus News-Journalix. Democracy Dies in Money, and Monkey Semen.

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Shit-Throwing, Satirically Investigative, Gentlemen Monkeys Fear They’ll Miss Telling the Best Trump Jokes

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Trump Administration Sides With Eeny, Meeny, Miney, & Moe Over Tiger’s Toe. Threatens Sanctions If He Does Not Pay $50 Everyday

Article, Business, Politics

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For The Glory of God, America Americas the World

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America, GOP Jesus, Jesus, UnAmerica
The Phallic Ultimatum: Ancient Invisigoth Wisdom from The Sardonic Sea Scrolls: Rise of the Greatest Satirical Empire in the Canis Major Dwarf Galaxy and Lower Temecula. Pt. 2

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AARP Announces New Porn Company: Silver Fox Seductions

Article, Media, Promotional Content, Relationships and Romance

AARP, medicinal porn, porn, pornologic, Silver Fox Seductions
Ask a Vet: Best Party Drug for my Yorkshire Terrier? She’s a Gemini.

Article, Ask VNR, Daily Life, fashion, Pets

astrology, dogs, drugs, Ibiza
Crime Beat: Illegal Alien Caught Working at Local Fast Food Chain

Article, Local News, Police Beat, Politics

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Men Ask: Did I Load the Dishwasher Correctly?

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Mouth Harp YouTuber Makes Uncomfortable Love to You with His Eyes, and Beard

Article, Dumpster Fires, fashion, Horror

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Our First Critic: Reactions, Lessons, and How We Healed

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Ask The VNR: What Makes the Greatest Satirical News Source Feel Nostalgic

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A Year in Review, 2024

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Ask a Nut Butter Specialist: Pick My New Team’s Regalia

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Merry Christmas You Filthy Animals!

Article, Editorial, Not Funny, Religion

Absolution, Christ, Christianity, Divine Forgiveness, Jesus, Penitence, Religion, The Kingdom of Heaven
What to do With All These Axes?

Article, Society and Humanities

axe, axe murdering, Axe Warehouse, breasts, gender equality, gender politics, ladies, penis, VNR, vodka