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Our Wives Are Making Us Write This Because Of That Thing We Did Which Was Bad

Article, Society and Humanities

marriage, mashed potatoes, shame, wife
Population Held Hostage Still Bravely Not Boycotting Captor, Fox News

Article, Dumpster Fires, Journalism and Ethics, Not Funny, Society and Humanities

Fox News
The VNR Features 37% More Journalism Than Your Mom

Article, Journalism and Ethics

buzzfeed, fresh smokes, Journalism, mom
Vidalia News Recorder Announces Bespoke Breakup Service

Article, Relationships and Romance

breakup services, Elon Musk
FBI Announces Org Shift from FBI to “Female Body Inspectors”

Article, Politics

FBI, Hegseth, Patel, RFK Jr
Pope’s Health Recovers From Illness Caused by Your Sinful Masturbation

Article, Religion, technology

hospital, masturbation, medicine, penitentbacteriophages, pneumonia, pope, Popeumonia, slut-rays
Ask VNR: How Have Recent Tech Changes Prevented You From Ending All Life on Earth?

Article, Ask VNR

Cthulhu, dailyprompt, dailyprompt-1889, technology
The VNR Adjusts Tone of Articles After Dept of Ed Closing

Article, Politics, Staff Writers

Dept of education, DoE, Donald Trump, dumb shit
BREAKING NEWS: Tesla Recalls 46000 Cybertrucks Claiming Non-Purposeful Customer Deaths Might Hurt Nazi Image

Article, Business, Dumpster Fires, Local News, Politics, technology

Cybertruck, Elon Musk, Karoline Leavitt, Tesla
The Fabled Axe of Olive Garden Stems Tide of Unlicensed Satiristy and Satirical Merchandising

Article, Daily Life, interviews, Promotional Content

merch, Qwuandor, satirical astrology, Satiristy, Satirophistry, The Fabled Axe of Olive Garden
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: What Crazy Shit did Trump Say at The State of the Union Address?

Article, CYOA, Politics

Black History Month, Donald Trump, State of the Union, White History Month, whiteness
Ask VNR: What Would Be Your Opening Sentence In Your Unauthorized Autobiography?

Article, Ask VNR, Media, Society and Humanities

dailyprompt, dailyprompt-1867, jobs, onn, the onion
Corporate Gifts & Messages to Purchase Serf Loyalty at Your Corporate Inheritance

Article, Business, Dumpster Fires, Etiquette

Asshole, Business, CEO, Conglomerated Amalgamated Industries Ltd Inc, corporate, fuck face, merch
Op-Ed: The VNR Cannot Endorse Trump as Feckless Puppet King of America. Renews Support for Overripe Banana.

Article, Editorial, Politics, Staff Writers

Asshole, Donald Trump, king, puppet, UnAmerica
Vidalia News Recorder Now Has More Journalistic Integrity Than WaPo Editorial

Article, Business, Dumpster Fires, Editorial, Journalism and Ethics, Not Funny, Politics, Society and Humanities

Bezos, WaPo