Satiricus News-Journalix. Democracy Dies in Money, and Monkey Semen.

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Real-Life Harry Potter says Hogwarts All a Dream, and Magic Wands are Fake, Innit

Article, interviews

Dursleys, Harry Potter, Hogwarts, magic, magic wands
VNR Editorial: It’s Never Been Easier For Men to Date

Article, Relationships and Romance

dating, dirt bag, marriage, romance
Aryans Everywhere Start Demanding Reparations as 23&Me Data Leaked

Article, Society and Humanities, technology

genealogy, reparations
We, at The VNR, Have a Message for Our Haters

Article, Dumpster Fires, Editorial
Minutes from UnitedHealthcare Board Meeting

Article

board meeting, medical insurance, UnitedHealthcare
VNR Investigates: What Makes Portugal the Greatest Country in the Galaxy?

Article

blürf, Galaxy, Portugal
Modern Science Replaces Traditional Nut Cracker In Today’s Vasectomies

Article, Healthcare, medicine, technology

donkey, moose jaw, ninjas, vasectomy
New Lady Speedy Pee, by Mennen

Article, fashion, technology

brand management, invention, Mennen, urination
VNR UNCOVERS: Missing MAHA Report Finally Unearthed

Article, Healthcare, Politics, Science

5Gs, Linda McMahon, MAHA, research, RFK Jr, study, White House
Harvard Wins 2025 Award for “World’s Most Popular Harvard-Like School”

Article, Politics, Society and Humanities

Harvard
Ask A Dumpster Fire Union Rep: What Legacy Do You Want To Leave Behind?

Article, Ask a Dumpster Fire Union Rep, Dumpster Fires

dailyprompt, dailyprompt-1945, Darwin Awards
Huggies And Sir Mixalot Announce “Badonkadonk Diapers.” Making Sure Your Baby Got Back

Article, fashion

Badonkadonk, badonkadonkatrunktronk, Huggies, Sir Mixalot, Thunder Twerk
PBS & NPR Create Joint PBR Educational OnlyFans Page. Masturbaters Everywhere Remember Learning.

Article, Media, Politics, Society and Humanities

burning corn, Education, masturbation, masturbators, NPR, OnlyFans, PBR, PBS, Satan, zombiejack, zombiejill
When Will AI Help South Korea Run Out of People?

Article, Society and Humanities, technology
Exclusive Interview: Donald Trump’s Long Lost Russian Brothers

Article, interviews

brothers, Donald Trump, nukes, onn, Russia, spies, the onion