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The Vidalia News Recorder Wins Silver Davey Award for “General: Strange and Unusual” Content

Article, Media, Press Release

Davey Award, Press Release
Nation’s Girlfriends Surprised To Learn Not All Men Created in God’s Image

Article, Religion

God
Tech Moguls Launch New Lookalike Sex Bots: Tickle-Me-Jezebels

Article, Daily Life, Dumpster Fires, Relationships and Romance, technology

bond villains, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, sex bot, sex work, tech Moguls, technology, Zuckerberg
4 Reasons Green Beans are the Assholes of the Vegetable World

Article, Editorial, Scullery & Swill, Society and Humanities

Asshole, green beans, smug
Wendy’s Announces New Dating App: The Bacon-Mater

Article, Promotional Content, Relationships and Romance, technology

app, bacon, Bacon-Mater, dating, online dating, Wendy’s
Having Skirted Women’s Issues, Science Vows to Handle More Boobies

Article, Science

bazoomba-yum-yums, boobies, boobs, Science, women, women’s issues
Anne Hathaway Models Tom’s Hardware Pocket Protectors for Nerds. Dorks Outraged

Article, fashion, Promotional Content, Society and Humanities

Anne Hathaway, dorks, nerds, pocket protectors, Tom Hardware, Tom’s Hardware
USDA, FDA with DHS, CBP, BOP Create Food Rating: Soylento Greeno

Article, Politics, Scullery & Swill

soylent green, Soylento Greeno, Soylento gringo
“Adieu Mon Fuck” – Says Dumpster Fire Union Rep

Article, Ask a Dumpster Fire Union Rep

awoooga, dailyprompt, dailyprompt-2052, snuggle
Grammar Anarchist Rages Against Grammar Nazis and Tyranny of Democracy

Article, Media, technology

grammar anarchist, grammar Nazi, muppets, puppet
Taylor Swift Ditches The VNR to Marry Some Hunk Who’s Probably a Hot Football Player with a Podcast

Article, Media, Relationships and Romance, Society and Humanities

Swifty, Taylor Swift
Arguing With Stupid: Should Basketballs be Round?

Arguing with Stupid, Article, Sports

basketball, Celtics, Ghandi, Jeff Bezos, Romans
Ronda Rousey Fights Half of Los Angeles for Chance to Fuck Ronda Rousey

Article, Local News, Sports

Ronda Rousey
Debunking Common Myths About Goldfish: The Magazine

Article, Editorial, Promotional Content

goldfish
Fitful Flatulence Forces Fate’s Fist in Furious Flash for Fervent Father’s Final Farewell

Article, Relationships and Romance, Religion

church, farts