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“Adieu Mon Fuck” – Says Dumpster Fire Union Rep

Article, Ask a Dumpster Fire Union Rep

awoooga, dailyprompt, dailyprompt-2052, snuggle
Grammar Anarchist Rages Against Grammar Nazis and Tyranny of Democracy

Article, Media, technology

grammar anarchist, grammar Nazi, muppets, puppet
Taylor Swift Ditches The VNR to Marry Some Hunk Who’s Probably a Hot Football Player with a Podcast

Article, Media, Relationships and Romance, Society and Humanities

Swifty, Taylor Swift
Arguing With Stupid: Should Basketballs be Round?

Arguing with Stupid, Article, Sports

basketball, Celtics, Ghandi, Jeff Bezos, Romans
Ronda Rousey Fights Half of Los Angeles for Chance to Fuck Ronda Rousey

Article, Local News, Sports

Ronda Rousey
Debunking Common Myths About Goldfish: The Magazine

Article, Editorial, Promotional Content

goldfish
Fitful Flatulence Forces Fate’s Fist in Furious Flash for Fervent Father’s Final Farewell

Article, Relationships and Romance, Religion

church, farts
Real-Life Harry Potter says Hogwarts All a Dream, and Magic Wands are Fake, Innit

Article, interviews

Dursleys, Harry Potter, Hogwarts, magic, magic wands
VNR Editorial: It’s Never Been Easier For Men to Date

Article, Relationships and Romance

dating, dirt bag, marriage, romance
Aryans Everywhere Start Demanding Reparations as 23&Me Data Leaked

Article, Society and Humanities, technology

genealogy, reparations
We, at The VNR, Have a Message for Our Haters

Article, Dumpster Fires, Editorial
Minutes from UnitedHealthcare Board Meeting

Article

board meeting, medical insurance, UnitedHealthcare
VNR Investigates: What Makes Portugal the Greatest Country in the Galaxy?

Article

blürf, Galaxy, Portugal
Modern Science Replaces Traditional Nut Cracker In Today’s Vasectomies

Article, Healthcare, medicine, technology

donkey, moose jaw, ninjas, vasectomy
New Lady Speedy Pee, by Mennen

Article, fashion, technology

brand management, invention, Mennen, urination