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Dad Realizes He’s in Heaven When Family Finally Laughs At His Joke

Article, Local News

dads, heaven
Local Man Builds Home From Penises. Reminds Neighbors He’s Still Straight.

Article, Society and Humanities

diy project, home, houses, penis
Elon Musk Reveals He Does Everything and Can He Please Have Another $1T?

Article, interviews, technology

Elon Musk, podcast
Disaster Strikes Opening Night of MC Escher-Themed Strip Club

Article, Society and Humanities
Calling All Hipsters. You Only Have 25 Years To Discover The VNR Until We Get Popular

Article, Society and Humanities

hipster
The Video Club Reviews: Early Hanna-Barbara Pilot, The Buttstones

Article, Media

fart, farts
If We’re All Made in the Image of God, Why Are Storks the Antichrist?

Article, Healthcare, Religion

bisexual, gay, God, man, storks
The Vidalia News Recorder Wins Silver Davey Award for “General: Strange and Unusual” Content

Article, Media, Press Release

Davey Award, Press Release
Nation’s Girlfriends Surprised To Learn Not All Men Created in God’s Image

Article, Religion

God
Tech Moguls Launch New Lookalike Sex Bots: Tickle-Me-Jezebels

Article, Daily Life, Dumpster Fires, Relationships and Romance, technology

bond villains, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, sex bot, sex work, tech Moguls, technology, Zuckerberg
4 Reasons Green Beans are the Assholes of the Vegetable World

Article, Editorial, Scullery & Swill, Society and Humanities

Asshole, green beans, smug
Wendy’s Announces New Dating App: The Bacon-Mater

Article, Promotional Content, Relationships and Romance, technology

app, bacon, Bacon-Mater, dating, online dating, Wendy’s
Having Skirted Women’s Issues, Science Vows to Handle More Boobies

Article, Science

bazoomba-yum-yums, boobies, boobs, Science, women, women’s issues
Anne Hathaway Models Tom’s Hardware Pocket Protectors for Nerds. Dorks Outraged

Article, fashion, Promotional Content, Society and Humanities

Anne Hathaway, dorks, nerds, pocket protectors, Tom Hardware, Tom’s Hardware
USDA, FDA with DHS, CBP, BOP Create Food Rating: Soylento Greeno

Article, Politics, Scullery & Swill

soylent green, Soylento Greeno, Soylento gringo