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“Mein Kampf II: Gone Kampfing” Ridiculed for Anti-Feminist Arts & Crafts Projects

Article, Dumpster Fires, Society and Humanities

crafting
Reviews of the New “Melania” Film Are In

Article, Daily Life, Society and Humanities

Melania, movies
7 ICE Thugs to Murder One American

Article, Not Funny, Police Beat, Politics

guns, ICE, murder
Fourth Grade Art Fair Kills Twelve, Wounding 3, Others Declared Criminally Insane

Article, Daily Life, Police Beat

art, art fair, Cthulhu, Miskatonic
The VNR Wins US Army Paramilitary Contract to Invade Greenland, or was it Iceland? DAMN.

Article, International News, Politics

Greenland, invasion, paramilitary
American Murder Propaganda

Article, Editorial, Not Funny

minneapolis, murder
Nation’s Husbands Still Waiting for So-Called Male Loneliness Epidemic

Article, Healthcare, medicine

loneliness epidemic, male loneliness, see
Holiday 2026 Message: Charity, Grace, and Suffering as Existence

Article, Editorial, Not Funny, Staff Writers

Charity, exist, existence, Grace, suffering
Dad Realizes He’s in Heaven When Family Finally Laughs At His Joke

Article, Local News

dads, heaven
Local Man Builds Home From Penises. Reminds Neighbors He’s Still Straight.

Article, Society and Humanities

diy project, home, houses, penis
Elon Musk Reveals He Does Everything and Can He Please Have Another $1T?

Article, interviews, technology

Elon Musk, podcast
Disaster Strikes Opening Night of MC Escher-Themed Strip Club

Article, Society and Humanities
Calling All Hipsters. You Only Have 25 Years To Discover The VNR Until We Get Popular

Article, Society and Humanities

hipster
The Video Club Reviews: Early Hanna-Barbara Pilot, The Buttstones

Media, Article

fart, farts
If We’re All Made in the Image of God, Why Are Storks the Antichrist?

Article, Healthcare, Religion

bisexual, gay, God, man, storks