Satiricus News-Journalix. Democracy Dies in Money, and Monkey Semen.

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Modern Science Replaces Traditional Nut Cracker In Today’s Vasectomies

Article, Healthcare, medicine, technology

donkey, moose jaw, ninjas, vasectomy
ATI: What Else is Sydney Sweeney Turning Into a Luxury Product?

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bathwater, Sydney Sweeney
VNR UNCOVERS: Missing MAHA Report Finally Unearthed

Article, Healthcare, Politics, Science

5Gs, Linda McMahon, MAHA, research, RFK Jr, study, White House
Harvard Wins 2025 Award for “World’s Most Popular Harvard-Like School”

Article, Politics, Society and Humanities

Harvard
PBS & NPR Create Joint PBR Educational OnlyFans Page. Masturbaters Everywhere Remember Learning.

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burning corn, Education, masturbation, masturbators, NPR, OnlyFans, PBR, PBS, Satan, zombiejack, zombiejill
When Will AI Help South Korea Run Out of People?

Article, Society and Humanities, technology
Our Wives Are Making Us Write This Because Of That Thing We Did Which Was Bad

Article, Society and Humanities

marriage, mashed potatoes, shame, wife
Population Held Hostage Still Bravely Not Boycotting Captor, Fox News

Article, Dumpster Fires, Journalism and Ethics, Not Funny, Society and Humanities

Fox News
Pope’s Health Recovers From Illness Caused by Your Sinful Masturbation

Article, Religion, technology

hospital, masturbation, medicine, penitentbacteriophages, pneumonia, pope, Popeumonia, slut-rays
Ask VNR: What Would Be Your Opening Sentence In Your Unauthorized Autobiography?

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dailyprompt, dailyprompt-1867, jobs, onn, the onion
Vidalia News Recorder Now Has More Journalistic Integrity Than WaPo Editorial

Article, Business, Dumpster Fires, Editorial, Journalism and Ethics, Not Funny, Politics, Society and Humanities

Bezos, WaPo
For The Glory of God, America Americas the World

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America, GOP Jesus, Jesus, UnAmerica
Merry Christmas You Filthy Animals!

Article, Editorial, Not Funny, Religion

Absolution, Christ, Christianity, Divine Forgiveness, Jesus, Penitence, Religion, The Kingdom of Heaven
What to do With All These Axes?

Article, Society and Humanities

axe, axe murdering, Axe Warehouse, breasts, gender equality, gender politics, ladies, penis, VNR, vodka
Sexually Abused Child of Drunkard Definitely Happy Abortion Outlawed

Article, Dumpster Fires, Editorial, Journalism and Ethics, Not Funny, pioneering child journalism, Religion

abortion, GOP Jesus, rape, sexual assault