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“Mein Kampf II: Gone Kampfing” Ridiculed for Anti-Feminist Arts & Crafts Projects

Article, Dumpster Fires, Society and Humanities

crafting
Reviews of the New “Melania” Film Are In

Article, Daily Life, Society and Humanities

Melania, movies
Nation’s Husbands Still Waiting for So-Called Male Loneliness Epidemic

Article, Healthcare, medicine

loneliness epidemic, male loneliness, see
Local Man Builds Home From Penises. Reminds Neighbors He’s Still Straight.

Article, Society and Humanities

diy project, home, houses, penis
Disaster Strikes Opening Night of MC Escher-Themed Strip Club

Article, Society and Humanities
Calling All Hipsters. You Only Have 25 Years To Discover The VNR Until We Get Popular

Article, Society and Humanities

hipster
If We’re All Made in the Image of God, Why Are Storks the Antichrist?

Article, Healthcare, Religion

bisexual, gay, God, man, storks
Nation’s Girlfriends Surprised To Learn Not All Men Created in God’s Image

Article, Religion

God
4 Reasons Green Beans are the Assholes of the Vegetable World

Article, Editorial, Scullery & Swill, Society and Humanities

Asshole, green beans, smug
Anne Hathaway Models Tom’s Hardware Pocket Protectors for Nerds. Dorks Outraged

Article, fashion, Promotional Content, Society and Humanities

Anne Hathaway, dorks, nerds, pocket protectors, Tom Hardware, Tom’s Hardware
Taylor Swift Ditches The VNR to Marry Some Hunk Who’s Probably a Hot Football Player with a Podcast

Article, Media, Relationships and Romance, Society and Humanities

Swifty, Taylor Swift
Fitful Flatulence Forces Fate’s Fist in Furious Flash for Fervent Father’s Final Farewell

Article, Relationships and Romance, Religion

church, farts
Aryans Everywhere Start Demanding Reparations as 23&Me Data Leaked

Article, Society and Humanities, technology

genealogy, reparations
ATI: what Else Will Trump’s Tax Bill Cut Along With Medicare and Food for Children?

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America, bill, legislation
ATI: Where Will ICE Deport Random People Next?

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