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BREAKING NEWS: Tesla Recalls 46000 Cybertrucks Claiming Non-Purposeful Customer Deaths Might Hurt Nazi Image

Article, Business, Dumpster Fires, Local News, Politics, technology

Cybertruck, Elon Musk, Karoline Leavitt, Tesla
Sensual Snoring All The Rage

Article, Daily Life, Science

catgirls, pope, sensual snoring, sheep, snores, snoring
PCI Technology Enters Begrudgingly Critical Third Phase

Article, Business, Science

PCI, penis, tech, technology
NASA Sends Baby Squid Into Space Preferring to Avoid the Term “Random Shit”

Article, Science

Bluntozorp, NASA, rich assholes, space
GOP Discovers Life After Birth

Article, Politics, Science

babies, gop, pro-life

Our $3.50 AI robot will do Anything for search… but he woooon’t do that.
No, no. No he wooon’t do that.

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