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Ask VNR: What Would Be Your Opening Sentence In Your Unauthorized Autobiography?

Article, Ask VNR, Media, Society and Humanities

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AARP Announces New Porn Company: Silver Fox Seductions

Article, Media, Promotional Content, Relationships and Romance

AARP, medicinal porn, porn, pornologic, Silver Fox Seductions
Ask a Vet: Best Party Drug for my Yorkshire Terrier? She’s a Gemini.

Article, Ask VNR, Daily Life, fashion, Pets

astrology, dogs, drugs, Ibiza
Men Ask: Did I Load the Dishwasher Correctly?

Article, Gaming Reviews

boss, dishes
Mouth Harp YouTuber Makes Uncomfortable Love to You with His Eyes, and Beard

Article, Dumpster Fires, fashion, Horror

7-days, hipster, mouth harp, YouTube
Sensual Snoring All The Rage

Article, Daily Life, Science

catgirls, pope, sensual snoring, sheep, snores, snoring
Poetry Corner: An Ode to Avoidance of Yon Routine

Article, Daily Life, Poetry Corner, Society and Humanities, Staff Writers

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The Bear is Tired of Being Chosen. All Fucked Out.

Article, Daily Life, Dumpster Fires, Relationships and Romance

bear, choosing the bear, crink-crink, gender equality, gender politics, ladies, stink-stink
Trump Supports the Sanctity of Marriage by Claiming the Right of Prima Nocta

Article, Daily Life, Politics, Religion

Donald Trump, gop, GOP Jesus, JD Vance, penis, prima Nocta, Religion
VNR Announces: Dear Boo, We Are Your Husband’s Thirst Trap

Article, Daily Life, Dumpster Fires, Secret Relationships: Uncovered, Society and Humanities

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Sponsored Article: The VNR Announces Our New Large-Batch, Double Cheesy Shrimp Burrito Vodka

Article, Promotional Content, Scullery & Swill

burrito, cheese, shrimp, vodka