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Daily Life

How Billy Zane’s Fashion Daddy Destroyed Me

Article, Daily Life

bad luck, Billy Zane, black man, shoes
On “Potatoes Today”: How to Apologize for Cheating on Your Wife

Article, Media

apology, cheating, fickenjhümpen, hussies, potatoes, wife
Paramount Taps Donald Trump to Headline as Floppy Missile in “Oops I Trumped My Pants 2: Iran So Far Away”

Article, Media

camel, Donald Trump, Paramount
Reviews of the New “Melania” Film Are In

Article, Daily Life, Society and Humanities

Melania, movies
Fourth Grade Art Fair Kills Twelve, Wounding 3, Others Declared Criminally Insane

Article, Daily Life, Police Beat

art, art fair, Cthulhu, Miskatonic
The Video Club Reviews: Early Hanna-Barbara Pilot, The Buttstones

Article, Media

fart, farts
The Vidalia News Recorder Wins Silver Davey Award for “General: Strange and Unusual” Content

Article, Media, Press Release

Davey Award, Press Release
Tech Moguls Launch New Lookalike Sex Bots: Tickle-Me-Jezebels

Article, Daily Life, Dumpster Fires, Relationships and Romance, technology

bond villains, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, sex bot, sex work, tech Moguls, technology, Zuckerberg
4 Reasons Green Beans are the Assholes of the Vegetable World

Article, Editorial, Scullery & Swill, Society and Humanities

Asshole, green beans, smug
Anne Hathaway Models Tom’s Hardware Pocket Protectors for Nerds. Dorks Outraged

Article, fashion, Promotional Content, Society and Humanities

Anne Hathaway, dorks, nerds, pocket protectors, Tom Hardware, Tom’s Hardware
USDA, FDA with DHS, CBP, BOP Create Food Rating: Soylento Greeno

Article, Politics, Scullery & Swill

soylent green, Soylento Greeno, Soylento gringo
Grammar Anarchist Rages Against Grammar Nazis and Tyranny of Democracy

Article, Media, technology

grammar anarchist, grammar Nazi, muppets, puppet
Taylor Swift Ditches The VNR to Marry Some Hunk Who’s Probably a Hot Football Player with a Podcast

Article, Media, Relationships and Romance, Society and Humanities

Swifty, Taylor Swift
ATI: What Role will World-Famous Actor, Nathan Fillion, Play Next?

Ask The Internet, Media

Nathan Fillion
ATI: What Haute Couture Pieces Will Anne Hathaway Model in Q4 2025?

Ask The Internet, fashion

Anne Hathaway, Bowen Yang