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April 2026

ATI: Dear America, What Happened to You?

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America, avarice, brutalism, greed, idiots, malice
VNR QUIZ: Were You Cleopatra In a Past Life, or Just a Cockroach in Jersey?

Article, Daily Life, Society and Humanities

cleopatra, listicle, quiz, roach
ATI: According to the US Constitution, Schedule of Bribery, What Can You Buy?

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bribery, constitution
Mid-50s, Overweight, Balding, Divorced, Emotionally Crippled, Absentee-Father is Sure Zendaya is “The One That Got Away”

Article, Dumpster Fires, Media, Society and Humanities

stalking, Zendaya
Not To Be Outdone by Netflix, God Raises Monthly Subscription Tithes

Article, Business, International News, Media, Religion, technology

God, money, Netflix, pope, subscription rates, tithe
ATI: Why Did the US Not Nuke Iran Yet?

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Iran, nukes
American Businesses Switch to Just Selling You Piles of Shit Instead

Business

enshitification
ATI: Which Experiments will Artemis Perform in Zero Gravity?

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Artemis, NASA, Science
How Billy Zane’s Fashion Daddy Destroyed Me

Article, Daily Life

bad luck, Billy Zane, black man, shoes

Our $3.50 AI robot will do Anything for search… but he woooon’t do that.
No, no. No he wooon’t do that.

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