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“Adieu Mon Fuck” – Says Dumpster Fire Union Rep

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Ask A Dumpster Fire Union Rep: What Legacy Do You Want To Leave Behind?

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Ask VNR: How Have Recent Tech Changes Prevented You From Ending All Life on Earth?

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Ask VNR: What Would Be Your Opening Sentence In Your Unauthorized Autobiography?

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Shit-Throwing, Satirically Investigative, Gentlemen Monkeys Fear They’ll Miss Telling the Best Trump Jokes

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The Phallic Ultimatum: Ancient Invisigoth Wisdom from The Sardonic Sea Scrolls: Rise of the Greatest Satirical Empire in the Canis Major Dwarf Galaxy and Lower Temecula. Pt. 2

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Ask The VNR: What Makes the Greatest Satirical News Source Feel Nostalgic

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Ask a Nut Butter Specialist: Pick My New Team’s Regalia

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Poetry Corner: An Ode to Avoidance of Yon Routine

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Ask a Nut Butter Specialist: 10 Red Flags and How to Avoid Them, with Nut Butter

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Ask a Nut Butter Specialist – Aug. 2024

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