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Cease and Desist Notice to Future Bae, The Onion News Network

Article, Business, Dumpster Fires, Journalism and Ethics, Relationships and Romance, VNR Law Review

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Poetry Corner: An Ode to Avoidance of Yon Routine

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Not All Articles are Winners, Okay?! Gosh!!

Apologies and Retractions, Article, Dumpster Fires, Editorial

apology, brand management, Journalism, just be nice, RFK Jr, vodka
Ask a Nut Butter Specialist: 10 Red Flags and How to Avoid Them, with Nut Butter

Article, Ask a Nut Butter Specialist, Editorial, Etiquette, Relationships and Romance, Society and Humanities, Staff Writers

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An Apology to Our Readers. We Got Scooped.

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Brand Management Theory by 7y old Trevor McSchmedrickson

Article, pioneering child journalism, Relationships and Romance

brand management
Pioneering Child Journalism

Article, pioneering child journalism

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Asshole Journalist too High Brow for Wikipedia Cites Twitter and Calls it Journalism

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Asshole, Journalism, social media
Which Condoms are Safe for the Workplace

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condoms, fashion, Work place etiquette
Gary LeTrans, Editor in Chief, Resigns

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Chevy Nova, cocaine, Ford Galaxie, Gary LeTrans, smurfs