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Population Held Hostage Still Bravely Not Boycotting Captor, Fox News

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Fox News
The VNR Features 37% More Journalism Than Your Mom

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buzzfeed, fresh smokes, Journalism, mom
Ask VNR: How Have Recent Tech Changes Prevented You From Ending All Life on Earth?

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Cthulhu, dailyprompt, dailyprompt-1889, technology
The VNR Adjusts Tone of Articles After Dept of Ed Closing

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Dept of education, DoE, Donald Trump, dumb shit
Ask VNR: What Would Be Your Opening Sentence In Your Unauthorized Autobiography?

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dailyprompt, dailyprompt-1867, jobs, onn, the onion
Op-Ed: The VNR Cannot Endorse Trump as Feckless Puppet King of America. Renews Support for Overripe Banana.

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Asshole, Donald Trump, king, puppet, UnAmerica
Vidalia News Recorder Now Has More Journalistic Integrity Than WaPo Editorial

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Bezos, WaPo
Shit-Throwing, Satirically Investigative, Gentlemen Monkeys Fear They’ll Miss Telling the Best Trump Jokes

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dailyprompt, dailyprompt-1858, Donald Trump, monkeys
The Phallic Ultimatum: Ancient Invisigoth Wisdom from The Sardonic Sea Scrolls: Rise of the Greatest Satirical Empire in the Canis Major Dwarf Galaxy and Lower Temecula. Pt. 2

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dailyprompt, dailyprompt-1848
Ask a Vet: Best Party Drug for my Yorkshire Terrier? She’s a Gemini.

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astrology, dogs, drugs, Ibiza
Our First Critic: Reactions, Lessons, and How We Healed

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crink-crink, critic, Eugene Levy, stink-stink, Vidalia News Recorder, VNR
Ask The VNR: What Makes the Greatest Satirical News Source Feel Nostalgic

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dailyprompt, dailyprompt-2169
A Year in Review, 2024

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2024, axe murdering, Axe Warehouse, cocaine, cult, george carlin, vodka
Sexually Abused Child of Drunkard Definitely Happy Abortion Outlawed

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abortion, GOP Jesus, rape, sexual assault
Cease and Desist Notice to Future Bae, The Onion News Network

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cease & desist, onn, the onion