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If We’re All Made in the Image of God, Why Are Storks the Antichrist?

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Nation’s Girlfriends Surprised To Learn Not All Men Created in God’s Image

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Fitful Flatulence Forces Fate’s Fist in Furious Flash for Fervent Father’s Final Farewell

Article, Relationships and Romance, Religion

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Pope’s Health Recovers From Illness Caused by Your Sinful Masturbation

Article, Religion, technology

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For The Glory of God, America Americas the World

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Merry Christmas You Filthy Animals!

Article, Editorial, Not Funny, Religion

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Sexually Abused Child of Drunkard Definitely Happy Abortion Outlawed

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Trump Supports the Sanctity of Marriage by Claiming the Right of Prima Nocta

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Sponsored Article: Have You Accepted the Prophet George Carlin Into Your Life?

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