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For The Glory of God, America Americas the World

Article, Dumpster Fires, Politics, Religion, Society and Humanities

America, GOP Jesus, Jesus, UnAmerica
Crime Beat: Illegal Alien Caught Working at Local Fast Food Chain

Article, Local News, Police Beat, Politics

aliens, ICE, illegal aliens, immigration, immigration raids
Trump Supports the Sanctity of Marriage by Claiming the Right of Prima Nocta

Article, Daily Life, Politics, Religion

Donald Trump, gop, GOP Jesus, JD Vance, penis, prima Nocta, Religion
The VNR Accepts Cabinet Position in Trump-Vance Ticket as Secretary of Birthday Magicians, Silly String, and Giraffes

Article, Politics

Donald Trump, Gandalf, giraffes, gop, JD Vance, magicians, RFK Jr, silly string
GOP Announces Gun Reform to Stop Assassins Targeting GOP Presidential Candidates

Article, Business, Politics

Asshole, beta-cuck, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, gop, gun control, gun reform, guns
Greta Thunberg Elected as Planet’s Lone, Responsible Adult

Article, Dumpster Fires, Politics, Society and Humanities

Greta Thunberg
Humanity Inaction

Article, Politics

Asshole, Ukraine
Onion News Network Scores Dismal 79 Jords on Leikman-Gonad Scale

Article, Politics, Society and Humanities

blort, blorts, jord, jords, the green lady
GOP Discovers Life After Birth

Article, Politics, Science

babies, gop, pro-life
The June Sports & Politics Round Up

Article, Dumpster Fires, Politics, Sports

Donald Trump, Emmanuel Macron, Fantasy Football, France, Germany, Mitch McConnell