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Tech Moguls Launch New Lookalike Sex Bots: Tickle-Me-Jezebels

Article, Daily Life, Dumpster Fires, Relationships and Romance, technology

bond villains, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, sex bot, sex work, tech Moguls, technology, Zuckerberg
We, at The VNR, Have a Message for Our Haters

Article, Dumpster Fires, Editorial
Ask A Dumpster Fire Union Rep: What Legacy Do You Want To Leave Behind?

Article, Ask a Dumpster Fire Union Rep, Dumpster Fires

dailyprompt, dailyprompt-1945, Darwin Awards
Population Held Hostage Still Bravely Not Boycotting Captor, Fox News

Article, Dumpster Fires, Journalism and Ethics, Not Funny, Society and Humanities

Fox News
BREAKING NEWS: Tesla Recalls 46000 Cybertrucks Claiming Non-Purposeful Customer Deaths Might Hurt Nazi Image

Article, Business, Dumpster Fires, Local News, Politics, technology

Cybertruck, Elon Musk, Karoline Leavitt, Tesla
Corporate Gifts & Messages to Purchase Serf Loyalty at Your Corporate Inheritance

Article, Business, Dumpster Fires, Etiquette

Asshole, Business, CEO, Conglomerated Amalgamated Industries Ltd Inc, corporate, fuck face, merch
Vidalia News Recorder Now Has More Journalistic Integrity Than WaPo Editorial

Article, Business, Dumpster Fires, Editorial, Journalism and Ethics, Not Funny, Politics, Society and Humanities

Bezos, WaPo
For The Glory of God, America Americas the World

Article, Dumpster Fires, Politics, Religion, Society and Humanities

America, GOP Jesus, Jesus, UnAmerica
Mouth Harp YouTuber Makes Uncomfortable Love to You with His Eyes, and Beard

Article, Dumpster Fires, fashion, Horror

7-days, hipster, mouth harp, YouTube
Our First Critic: Reactions, Lessons, and How We Healed

Apologies and Retractions, Article, Dumpster Fires, Editorial, Staff Writers

crink-crink, critic, Eugene Levy, stink-stink, Vidalia News Recorder, VNR
Sexually Abused Child of Drunkard Definitely Happy Abortion Outlawed

Article, Dumpster Fires, Editorial, Journalism and Ethics, Not Funny, pioneering child journalism, Religion

abortion, GOP Jesus, rape, sexual assault
Cease and Desist Notice to Future Bae, The Onion News Network

Article, Business, Dumpster Fires, Journalism and Ethics, Relationships and Romance, VNR Law Review

cease & desist, onn, the onion
Ask a Nut Butter Specialist: “I Want to Be an Asshole But I Can’t Afford a BMW.”

Article, Ask a Nut Butter Specialist, Dumpster Fires, Etiquette

Asshole, cars, driving, Elon Musk, Jeep, rich assholes, Tesla, trucks
What’s Wrong with You, You Degenerate Fuck Sticks?

Article, Dumpster Fires, Editorial

Asshole, cable, cult, Donald Trump, election, fuck you, gop, JD Vance
The Bear is Tired of Being Chosen. All Fucked Out.

Article, Daily Life, Dumpster Fires, Relationships and Romance

bear, choosing the bear, crink-crink, gender equality, gender politics, ladies, stink-stink