Insanity and Stupidity screamed at me with all the moral indignation of the gleefully uninformed. The petulance of self-importance fouled the air until what was left seemed normal, and by the last drops of curdled sanity Brutality shed its cloak of idiocy revealing True Disdain
Janet Yellen Drops New Hip-Hop Track as Dolla-Dolla Fed’Ye feat. Lil Fed & Gov. Da Bank
Former Fed Chair and economics bad-girl, Janet Yellen (performing as: Dolla Dolla Fed’Ye), debuts new, nasty hip-hop single called, “Stimulus Policy 69.”
This track explores the themes of dissing fools,…
Bank of America Ceases Operations to Chase Childhood Dream: Masturbating to Octopus Porn
On Monday, Bank of America (BOA) announced a shift in operations, from banking and fiscal fiendishness, to pursuing its true bliss: masturbating to deranged, pearl-clutching, anime-based, octopus porn. All financial arms…
VNR QUIZ: Were You Cleopatra In a Past Life, or Just a Cockroach in Jersey?
In the wake of the popularity of past life regressions many people are claiming to have been famous figures from history. Of curious note are the amount of people claiming to…
Mid-50s, Overweight, Balding, Divorced, Emotionally Crippled, Absentee-Father is Sure Zendaya is “The One That Got Away”
Gerald B. Perchorak, an emotionally crippled, divorced, overweight, balding, 5′ 5” absentee-father in his mid-fifties, with $200 to his name, and a sty on his left eye in the shape of…
Not To Be Outdone by Netflix, God Raises Monthly Subscription Tithes
“Waiteth! Am I, your Lord God, Deliverer Of The Heavens, Maker Of All Dominion, Deity with the Greyest of Beards and most Alpha of Muscles, being out-tithed by Netflix?”
ATI: Why Did the US Not Nuke Iran Yet?
Why Did the US Not Nuke Iran Yet? 1) The first nukes to launch were named Darnell and Shanice. They were “retired” for DEI reasons…. read the full graphic!
#iran…
American Businesses Switch to Just Selling You Piles of Shit Instead
Hello America. It’s me, Mr. Monopoly J. Business. Look, we’ve been crunching the numbers for a while and something’s not adding up, and we’ve got a bone to pick with you,…
ATI: Which Experiments will Artemis Perform in Zero Gravity?
Which experiments will Artemis perform in zero gravity?
1) Does “6-7” still slap in 0g? what about “69”?
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How Billy Zane’s Fashion Daddy Destroyed Me
You would not believe what happened today. I was just walking to work, minding my business. Imagine cars are driving by splashing passers-by with the puddles of last night’s rain and…
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