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Minutes from UnitedHealthcare Board Meeting

Article

board meeting, medical insurance, UnitedHealthcare
VNR Investigates: What Makes Portugal the Greatest Country in the Galaxy?

Article

blürf, Galaxy, Portugal
Modern Science Replaces Traditional Nut Cracker In Today’s Vasectomies

Article, Healthcare, medicine, technology

donkey, moose jaw, ninjas, vasectomy
New Lady Speedy Pee, by Mennen

Article, fashion, technology

brand management, invention, Mennen, urination
VNR UNCOVERS: Missing MAHA Report Finally Unearthed

Article, Healthcare, Politics, Science

5Gs, Linda McMahon, MAHA, research, RFK Jr, study, White House
Harvard Wins 2025 Award for “World’s Most Popular Harvard-Like School”

Article, Politics, Society and Humanities

Harvard
Ask A Dumpster Fire Union Rep: What Legacy Do You Want To Leave Behind?

Article, Ask a Dumpster Fire Union Rep, Dumpster Fires

dailyprompt, dailyprompt-1945, Darwin Awards
Huggies And Sir Mixalot Announce “Badonkadonk Diapers.” Making Sure Your Baby Got Back

Article, fashion

Badonkadonk, badonkadonkatrunktronk, Huggies, Sir Mixalot, Thunder Twerk
PBS & NPR Create Joint PBR Educational OnlyFans Page. Masturbaters Everywhere Remember Learning.

Article, Media, Politics, Society and Humanities

burning corn, Education, masturbation, masturbators, NPR, OnlyFans, PBR, PBS, Satan, zombiejack, zombiejill
When Will AI Help South Korea Run Out of People?

Article, Society and Humanities, technology
Exclusive Interview: Donald Trump’s Long Lost Russian Brothers

Article, interviews

brothers, Donald Trump, nukes, onn, Russia, spies, the onion
Our Wives Are Making Us Write This Because Of That Thing We Did Which Was Bad

Article, Society and Humanities

marriage, mashed potatoes, shame, wife
Population Held Hostage Still Bravely Not Boycotting Captor, Fox News

Article, Dumpster Fires, Journalism and Ethics, Not Funny, Society and Humanities

Fox News
The VNR Features 37% More Journalism Than Your Mom

Article, Journalism and Ethics

buzzfeed, fresh smokes, Journalism, mom
Vidalia News Recorder Announces Bespoke Breakup Service

Article, Relationships and Romance

breakup services, Elon Musk