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Elon Musk Reveals He Does Everything and Can He Please Have Another $1T?

Article, interviews, technology

Elon Musk, podcast
Tech Moguls Launch New Lookalike Sex Bots: Tickle-Me-Jezebels

Article, Daily Life, Dumpster Fires, Relationships and Romance, technology

bond villains, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, sex bot, sex work, tech Moguls, technology, Zuckerberg
Vidalia News Recorder Announces Bespoke Breakup Service

Article, Relationships and Romance

breakup services, Elon Musk
BREAKING NEWS: Tesla Recalls 46000 Cybertrucks Claiming Non-Purposeful Customer Deaths Might Hurt Nazi Image

Article, Business, Dumpster Fires, Local News, Politics, technology

Cybertruck, Elon Musk, Karoline Leavitt, Tesla
Ask a Nut Butter Specialist: “I Want to Be an Asshole But I Can’t Afford a BMW.”

Article, Ask a Nut Butter Specialist, Dumpster Fires, Etiquette

Asshole, cars, driving, Elon Musk, Jeep, rich assholes, Tesla, trucks
GOP Announces Gun Reform to Stop Assassins Targeting GOP Presidential Candidates

Article, Business, Politics

Asshole, beta-cuck, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, gop, gun control, gun reform, guns