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ATI: How Will Trump Negotiate Peace in Ukraine?

Ask The Internet

Donald Trump, peace, Ukraine, war
Exclusive Interview: Donald Trump’s Long Lost Russian Brothers

Article, interviews

brothers, Donald Trump, nukes, onn, Russia, spies, the onion
The VNR Adjusts Tone of Articles After Dept of Ed Closing

Article, Politics, Staff Writers

Dept of education, DoE, Donald Trump, dumb shit
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: What Crazy Shit did Trump Say at The State of the Union Address?

Article, CYOA, Politics

Black History Month, Donald Trump, State of the Union, White History Month, whiteness
Op-Ed: The VNR Cannot Endorse Trump as Feckless Puppet King of America. Renews Support for Overripe Banana.

Article, Editorial, Politics, Staff Writers

Asshole, Donald Trump, king, puppet, UnAmerica
Shit-Throwing, Satirically Investigative, Gentlemen Monkeys Fear They’ll Miss Telling the Best Trump Jokes

Article, Ask VNR, Politics, Staff Writers

dailyprompt, dailyprompt-1858, Donald Trump, monkeys
Trump Administration Sides With Eeny, Meeny, Miney, & Moe Over Tiger’s Toe. Threatens Sanctions If He Does Not Pay $50 Everyday

Article, Business, Politics

Donald Trump, Eeny Meeny miney Moe, tiger’s toe
What’s Wrong with You, You Degenerate Fuck Sticks?

Article, Dumpster Fires, Editorial

Asshole, cable, cult, Donald Trump, election, fuck you, gop, JD Vance
Trump Supports the Sanctity of Marriage by Claiming the Right of Prima Nocta

Article, Daily Life, Politics, Religion

Donald Trump, gop, GOP Jesus, JD Vance, penis, prima Nocta, Religion
The VNR Accepts Cabinet Position in Trump-Vance Ticket as Secretary of Birthday Magicians, Silly String, and Giraffes

Article, Politics

Donald Trump, Gandalf, giraffes, gop, JD Vance, magicians, RFK Jr, silly string
GOP Announces Gun Reform to Stop Assassins Targeting GOP Presidential Candidates

Article, Business, Politics

Asshole, beta-cuck, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, gop, gun control, gun reform, guns
The June Sports & Politics Round Up

Article, Dumpster Fires, Politics, Sports

Donald Trump, Emmanuel Macron, Fantasy Football, France, Germany, Mitch McConnell
Secret Relationships: Donald Trump and Ayn Rand!

Article, Relationships and Romance, Secret Relationships: Uncovered

Ayn Rand, crink-crink, Donald Trump, Eugene Levy, stink-stink