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Our First Critic: Reactions, Lessons, and How We Healed

Apologies and Retractions, Article, Dumpster Fires, Editorial, Staff Writers

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The Bear is Tired of Being Chosen. All Fucked Out.

Article, Daily Life, Dumpster Fires, Relationships and Romance

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Shakira Announces Plan to be Woo’d by Middling Staff Writer of Satirical News Source

Article, Dumpster Fires, Relationships and Romance

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Ask a Nut Butter Specialist: 10 Red Flags and How to Avoid Them, with Nut Butter

Article, Ask a Nut Butter Specialist, Editorial, Etiquette, Relationships and Romance, Society and Humanities, Staff Writers

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Ask a Nut Butter Specialist – Aug. 2024

Article, Ask a Nut Butter Specialist

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How to Make Friends with Your Labia!

Article, Society and Humanities

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Secret Relationships: Donald Trump and Ayn Rand!

Article, Relationships and Romance, Secret Relationships: Uncovered

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