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4 Reasons Green Beans are the Assholes of the Vegetable World

Article, Editorial, Scullery & Swill, Society and Humanities

Asshole, green beans, smug
Corporate Gifts & Messages to Purchase Serf Loyalty at Your Corporate Inheritance

Article, Business, Dumpster Fires, Etiquette

Asshole, Business, CEO, Conglomerated Amalgamated Industries Ltd Inc, corporate, fuck face, merch
Op-Ed: The VNR Cannot Endorse Trump as Feckless Puppet King of America. Renews Support for Overripe Banana.

Article, Editorial, Politics, Staff Writers

Asshole, Donald Trump, king, puppet, UnAmerica
Ask a Nut Butter Specialist: “I Want to Be an Asshole But I Can’t Afford a BMW.”

Article, Ask a Nut Butter Specialist, Dumpster Fires, Etiquette

Asshole, cars, driving, Elon Musk, Jeep, rich assholes, Tesla, trucks
What’s Wrong with You, You Degenerate Fuck Sticks?

Article, Dumpster Fires, Editorial

Asshole, cable, cult, Donald Trump, election, fuck you, gop, JD Vance
GOP Announces Gun Reform to Stop Assassins Targeting GOP Presidential Candidates

Article, Business, Politics

Asshole, beta-cuck, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, gop, gun control, gun reform, guns
Riding High on Fresh Wave of Hubris, Vidalia News Recorder Joins Twitter & Immediately Regrets It

Article, Dumpster Fires, Editorial, Society and Humanities

apology, Asshole, Journalism, Twitter
Humanity Inaction

Article, Politics

Asshole, Ukraine
Local Hospital Opens Insensitive Care Outpatient Clinic

Article, Healthcare, interviews, Society and Humanities

Asshole, Death Panels, Healthcare, hospital, Mitch McConnell
Asshole Journalist too High Brow for Wikipedia Cites Twitter and Calls it Journalism

Article, Society and Humanities, Staff Writers

Asshole, Journalism, social media