Satiricus News-Journalix. Democracy Dies in Money, and Monkey Semen.

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ATI: What Was Almost Placed on US Currency Instead of Famous Slogan?

Ask The Internet, Business

in God we trust, money
Modern Science Replaces Traditional Nut Cracker In Today’s Vasectomies

Article, Healthcare, medicine, technology

donkey, moose jaw, ninjas, vasectomy
Message Scrabble – What is the missing MAHA report?

Sunday Puzzle

5Gs, MAHA
ATI: What Else is Sydney Sweeney Turning Into a Luxury Product?

Ask The Internet, Daily Life, Society and Humanities

bathwater, Sydney Sweeney
New Lady Speedy Pee, by Mennen

Article, fashion, technology

brand management, invention, Mennen, urination
Hidden Message Search – Are You a Mind Reader?

Sunday Puzzle
ATI: Why Did the Knicks Fire Thibodeau?

Ask The Internet, Sports

basketball, Knicks, Sports
VNR UNCOVERS: Missing MAHA Report Finally Unearthed

Article, Healthcare, Politics, Science

5Gs, Linda McMahon, MAHA, research, RFK Jr, study, White House
Fallen Letters – Coming Soon??

Sunday Puzzle
ATI: Which Totally Not Sketchy Gift is Best to Give the King of America?

Ask The Internet

America, bribery, corruption, king
Harvard Wins 2025 Award for “World’s Most Popular Harvard-Like School”

Article, Politics, Society and Humanities

Harvard
Cryptogram – How Long is Self Love?

Sunday Puzzle

love
ATI: Which Shows is NBC Renewing in 2025?

Ask The Internet

NBC, renewed, television
Ask A Dumpster Fire Union Rep: What Legacy Do You Want To Leave Behind?

Article, Ask a Dumpster Fire Union Rep, Dumpster Fires

dailyprompt, dailyprompt-1945, Darwin Awards
Huggies And Sir Mixalot Announce “Badonkadonk Diapers.” Making Sure Your Baby Got Back

Article, fashion

Badonkadonk, badonkadonkatrunktronk, Huggies, Sir Mixalot, Thunder Twerk