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Not To Be Outdone by Netflix, God Raises Monthly Subscription Tithes

Article, Business, International News, Media, Religion, technology

God, money, Netflix, pope, subscription rates, tithe
ATI: Why Did the US Not Nuke Iran Yet?

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Iran, nukes
ATI: Which Experiments will Artemis Perform in Zero Gravity?

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Artemis, NASA, Science
How Billy Zane’s Fashion Daddy Destroyed Me

Article, Daily Life

bad luck, Billy Zane, black man, shoes
ATI: Why are Black People Tired of Your Shit?

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black people, poc, tired, your shit
On “Potatoes Today”: How to Apologize for Cheating on Your Wife

Article, Media

apology, cheating, fickenjhümpen, hussies, potatoes, wife
ATI: What Are Today’s Most Popular Apps?

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AI, app, boobies, boobs, Canada, Uber
Paramount Taps Donald Trump to Headline as Floppy Missile in “Oops I Trumped My Pants 2: Iran So Far Away”

Article, Media

camel, Donald Trump, Paramount
1/2 of the World’s most Influential People. Part 1

Article, Society and Humanities

2026, dumb-dumb, listicle, most influential people
ATI: How Did You Celebrate the Blood Moon?

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blood, homicide, moon, murder, sorority, vampire, werewolf
Ask a Nut Butter Theologian: Why Did Moses Let Ex-Girlfriends on the Ark?

Article, Ask a Nut Butter Specialist, Religion

ex-girlfriends, Noah, Noah’s Ark, patriarchy
ATI: What Did Trump Say at The SOTU?

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Donald Trump, Epstein Files, State of the Union
Toilet Paper Interview: “I Feel Like Sh*t”

Article, interviews

toilet paper
ATI: Who is Your Favorite Villain Not in the Epstein Files?

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Epstein, Epstein Files, villains
GOP Cements Mid-Term Red-Wave via Gerrymandering The Red Planet

Article, Politics

aliens, democrats, gop, Mars, Uranus, Venus, voting