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Ask a Vet: Best Party Drug for my Yorkshire Terrier? She’s a Gemini.

Article, Ask VNR, Daily Life, fashion, Pets

astrology, dogs, drugs, Ibiza
Crime Beat: Illegal Alien Caught Working at Local Fast Food Chain

Article, Local News, Police Beat, Politics

aliens, ICE, illegal aliens, immigration, immigration raids
Men Ask: Did I Load the Dishwasher Correctly?

Article, Gaming Reviews

boss, dishes
Mouth Harp YouTuber Makes Uncomfortable Love to You with His Eyes, and Beard

Article, Dumpster Fires, fashion, Horror

7-days, hipster, mouth harp, YouTube
Our First Critic: Reactions, Lessons, and How We Healed

Apologies and Retractions, Article, Dumpster Fires, Editorial, Staff Writers

crink-crink, critic, Eugene Levy, stink-stink, Vidalia News Recorder, VNR
Ask The VNR: What Makes the Greatest Satirical News Source Feel Nostalgic

Article, Editorial, Staff Writers

dailyprompt, dailyprompt-2169
A Year in Review, 2024

Article, Editorial, End of Year Review, Staff Writers

2024, axe murdering, Axe Warehouse, cocaine, cult, george carlin, vodka
Ask a Nut Butter Specialist: Pick My New Team’s Regalia

Article, Ask a Nut Butter Specialist, Sports

almond butter, cashew butter, dailyprompt, dailyprompt-2167, peanut butter, soccer
Merry Christmas You Filthy Animals!

Article, Editorial, Not Funny, Religion

Absolution, Christ, Christianity, Divine Forgiveness, Jesus, Penitence, Religion, The Kingdom of Heaven
What to do With All These Axes?

Article, Society and Humanities

axe, axe murdering, Axe Warehouse, breasts, gender equality, gender politics, ladies, penis, VNR, vodka
Sensual Snoring All The Rage

Article, Daily Life, Science

catgirls, pope, sensual snoring, sheep, snores, snoring
Local Tribal Nation and Whitey Announce Joint Creation of MLB Expansion Team, “The Fighting Caucs”

Article, Business, Sports

baseball, cocaine, double entendre, mayonnaise, racism, splooge, technology, the man, whiteness
Undercover at Dracula’s 418th Annual Charitable Gala for Sexy Strippers that Inexplicably Go Missing – Pt 1

Article, Local News, Police Beat

Dracula, sex work, sexy strippers
Sexually Abused Child of Drunkard Definitely Happy Abortion Outlawed

Article, Dumpster Fires, Editorial, Journalism and Ethics, Not Funny, pioneering child journalism, Religion

abortion, GOP Jesus, rape, sexual assault
Cease and Desist Notice to Future Bae, The Onion News Network

Article, Business, Dumpster Fires, Journalism and Ethics, Relationships and Romance, VNR Law Review

cease & desist, onn, the onion

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