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ATI: What Will CA’s Prop 50 Do?

Ask The Internet, Politics

California, law, voting
USDA, FDA with DHS, CBP, BOP Create Food Rating: Soylento Greeno

Article, Politics, Scullery & Swill

soylent green, Soylento Greeno, Soylento gringo
ATI: what Else Will Trump’s Tax Bill Cut Along With Medicare and Food for Children?

Ask The Internet, Politics, Society and Humanities

America, bill, legislation
ATI: Where Will ICE Deport Random People Next?

Ask The Internet, Politics, Society and Humanities
VNR UNCOVERS: Missing MAHA Report Finally Unearthed

Article, Healthcare, Politics, Science

5Gs, Linda McMahon, MAHA, research, RFK Jr, study, White House
Harvard Wins 2025 Award for “World’s Most Popular Harvard-Like School”

Article, Politics, Society and Humanities

Harvard
PBS & NPR Create Joint PBR Educational OnlyFans Page. Masturbaters Everywhere Remember Learning.

Article, Media, Politics, Society and Humanities

burning corn, Education, masturbation, masturbators, NPR, OnlyFans, PBR, PBS, Satan, zombiejack, zombiejill
FBI Announces Org Shift from FBI to “Female Body Inspectors”

Article, Politics

FBI, Hegseth, Patel, RFK Jr
The VNR Adjusts Tone of Articles After Dept of Ed Closing

Article, Politics, Staff Writers

Dept of education, DoE, Donald Trump, dumb shit
BREAKING NEWS: Tesla Recalls 46000 Cybertrucks Claiming Non-Purposeful Customer Deaths Might Hurt Nazi Image

Article, Business, Dumpster Fires, Local News, Politics, technology

Cybertruck, Elon Musk, Karoline Leavitt, Tesla
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: What Crazy Shit did Trump Say at The State of the Union Address?

Article, CYOA, Politics

Black History Month, Donald Trump, State of the Union, White History Month, whiteness
Op-Ed: The VNR Cannot Endorse Trump as Feckless Puppet King of America. Renews Support for Overripe Banana.

Article, Editorial, Politics, Staff Writers

Asshole, Donald Trump, king, puppet, UnAmerica
Vidalia News Recorder Now Has More Journalistic Integrity Than WaPo Editorial

Article, Business, Dumpster Fires, Editorial, Journalism and Ethics, Not Funny, Politics, Society and Humanities

Bezos, WaPo
Shit-Throwing, Satirically Investigative, Gentlemen Monkeys Fear They’ll Miss Telling the Best Trump Jokes

Article, Ask VNR, Politics, Staff Writers

dailyprompt, dailyprompt-1858, Donald Trump, monkeys
Trump Administration Sides With Eeny, Meeny, Miney, & Moe Over Tiger’s Toe. Threatens Sanctions If He Does Not Pay $50 Everyday

Article, Business, Politics

Donald Trump, Eeny Meeny miney Moe, tiger’s toe