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Shakira Announces Plan to be Woo’d by Middling Staff Writer of Satirical News Source

Article, Dumpster Fires, Relationships and Romance

crink-crink, onn, settling, Shakira, the onion, Vidalia News Recorder, VNR
VNR Announces: Dear Boo, We Are Your Husband’s Thirst Trap

Article, Daily Life, Dumpster Fires, Secret Relationships: Uncovered, Society and Humanities

thirst trap, Vidalia News Recorder, VNR
Not All Articles are Winners, Okay?! Gosh!!

Apologies and Retractions, Article, Dumpster Fires, Editorial

apology, brand management, Journalism, just be nice, RFK Jr, vodka
Men Ask: When Should I Start Masturbating on Office Zoom Meetings

Article, Business, Dumpster Fires, Society and Humanities

masturbation, White Poupon, work from home, Zoom
Greta Thunberg Elected as Planet’s Lone, Responsible Adult

Article, Dumpster Fires, Politics, Society and Humanities

Greta Thunberg
Riding High on Fresh Wave of Hubris, Vidalia News Recorder Joins Twitter & Immediately Regrets It

Article, Dumpster Fires, Editorial, Society and Humanities

apology, Asshole, Journalism, Twitter
The June Sports & Politics Round Up

Article, Dumpster Fires, Politics, Sports

Donald Trump, Emmanuel Macron, Fantasy Football, France, Germany, Mitch McConnell