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On “Potatoes Today”: How to Apologize for Cheating on Your Wife

Article, Media

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Paramount Taps Donald Trump to Headline as Floppy Missile in “Oops I Trumped My Pants 2: Iran So Far Away”

Article, Media

camel, Donald Trump, Paramount
The Video Club Reviews: Early Hanna-Barbara Pilot, The Buttstones

Article, Media

fart, farts
The Vidalia News Recorder Wins Silver Davey Award for “General: Strange and Unusual” Content

Article, Media, Press Release

Davey Award, Press Release
Grammar Anarchist Rages Against Grammar Nazis and Tyranny of Democracy

Article, Media, technology

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Taylor Swift Ditches The VNR to Marry Some Hunk Who’s Probably a Hot Football Player with a Podcast

Article, Media, Relationships and Romance, Society and Humanities

Swifty, Taylor Swift
ATI: What Role will World-Famous Actor, Nathan Fillion, Play Next?

Ask The Internet, Media

Nathan Fillion
PBS & NPR Create Joint PBR Educational OnlyFans Page. Masturbaters Everywhere Remember Learning.

Article, Media, Politics, Society and Humanities

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Ask VNR: What Would Be Your Opening Sentence In Your Unauthorized Autobiography?

Article, Ask VNR, Media, Society and Humanities

dailyprompt, dailyprompt-1867, jobs, onn, the onion
AARP Announces New Porn Company: Silver Fox Seductions

Article, Media, Promotional Content, Relationships and Romance

AARP, medicinal porn, porn, pornologic, Silver Fox Seductions