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ATI: What Do You Do When a Coworker Hates You?

Ask The Internet, Business, Etiquette

coworker, office
ATI: What Was Almost Placed on US Currency Instead of Famous Slogan?

Ask The Internet, Business

in God we trust, money
BREAKING NEWS: Tesla Recalls 46000 Cybertrucks Claiming Non-Purposeful Customer Deaths Might Hurt Nazi Image

Article, Business, Dumpster Fires, Local News, Politics, technology

Cybertruck, Elon Musk, Karoline Leavitt, Tesla
Corporate Gifts & Messages to Purchase Serf Loyalty at Your Corporate Inheritance

Article, Business, Dumpster Fires, Etiquette

Asshole, Business, CEO, Conglomerated Amalgamated Industries Ltd Inc, corporate, fuck face, merch
Vidalia News Recorder Now Has More Journalistic Integrity Than WaPo Editorial

Article, Business, Dumpster Fires, Editorial, Journalism and Ethics, Not Funny, Politics, Society and Humanities

Bezos, WaPo
Trump Administration Sides With Eeny, Meeny, Miney, & Moe Over Tiger’s Toe. Threatens Sanctions If He Does Not Pay $50 Everyday

Article, Business, Politics

Donald Trump, Eeny Meeny miney Moe, tiger’s toe
Local Tribal Nation and Whitey Announce Joint Creation of MLB Expansion Team, “The Fighting Caucs”

Article, Business, Sports

baseball, cocaine, double entendre, mayonnaise, racism, splooge, technology, the man, whiteness
Cease and Desist Notice to Future Bae, The Onion News Network

Article, Business, Dumpster Fires, Journalism and Ethics, Relationships and Romance, VNR Law Review

cease & desist, onn, the onion
GOP Announces Gun Reform to Stop Assassins Targeting GOP Presidential Candidates

Article, Business, Politics

Asshole, beta-cuck, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, gop, gun control, gun reform, guns
PCI Technology Enters Begrudgingly Critical Third Phase

Article, Business, Science

PCI, penis, tech, technology
Men Ask: When Should I Start Masturbating on Office Zoom Meetings

Article, Business, Dumpster Fires, Society and Humanities

masturbation, White Poupon, work from home, Zoom