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Satiricus News-Journalix. Democracy Dies in Money, and Monkey Semen.

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May 2025

ATI: Which Totally Not Sketchy Gift is Best to Give the King of America?

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America, bribery, corruption, king
Harvard Wins 2025 Award for “World’s Most Popular Harvard-Like School”

Article, Politics, Society and Humanities

Harvard
Cryptogram – How Long is Self Love?

Sunday Puzzle

love
ATI: Which Shows is NBC Renewing in 2025?

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NBC, renewed, television
Ask A Dumpster Fire Union Rep: What Legacy Do You Want To Leave Behind?

Article, Ask a Dumpster Fire Union Rep, Dumpster Fires

dailyprompt, dailyprompt-1945, Darwin Awards
Huggies And Sir Mixalot Announce “Badonkadonk Diapers.” Making Sure Your Baby Got Back

Article, fashion

Badonkadonk, badonkadonkatrunktronk, Huggies, Sir Mixalot, Thunder Twerk
Secret Analogies – The First Scrambled Secret Analogy Game

Sunday Puzzle
ATI: Why?

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why
PBS & NPR Create Joint PBR Educational OnlyFans Page. Masturbaters Everywhere Remember Learning.

Article, Media, Politics, Society and Humanities

burning corn, Education, masturbation, masturbators, NPR, OnlyFans, PBR, PBS, Satan, zombiejack, zombiejill
Fallen Letters – Daily Reactions to Financial Markets

Sunday Puzzle

economy
ATI: What’s the 10-Day Dow Jones Forecast?

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Dow Jones, finances, financial, markets
When Will AI Help South Korea Run Out of People?

Article, Society and Humanities, technology
Word Search – Domipoglernx?

Sunday Puzzle
ATI: Why Do Women Kill?

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female, murder, women

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