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December 2024

Ask The VNR: What Makes the Greatest Satirical News Source Feel Nostalgic

Article, Editorial, Staff Writers

dailyprompt, dailyprompt-2169
A Year in Review, 2024

Article, Editorial, End of Year Review, Staff Writers

2024, axe murdering, Axe Warehouse, cocaine, cult, george carlin, vodka
Ask a Nut Butter Specialist: Pick My New Team’s Regalia

Article, Ask a Nut Butter Specialist, Sports

almond butter, cashew butter, dailyprompt, dailyprompt-2167, peanut butter, soccer
Merry Christmas You Filthy Animals!

Article, Editorial, Not Funny, Religion

Absolution, Christ, Christianity, Divine Forgiveness, Jesus, Penitence, Religion, The Kingdom of Heaven
What to do With All These Axes?

Article, Society and Humanities

axe, axe murdering, Axe Warehouse, breasts, gender equality, gender politics, ladies, penis, VNR, vodka
Sensual Snoring All The Rage

Article, Daily Life, Science

catgirls, pope, sensual snoring, sheep, snores, snoring
Local Tribal Nation and Whitey Announce Joint Creation of MLB Expansion Team, “The Fighting Caucs”

Article, Business, Sports

baseball, cocaine, double entendre, mayonnaise, racism, splooge, technology, the man, whiteness
Undercover at Dracula’s 418th Annual Charitable Gala for Sexy Strippers that Inexplicably Go Missing – Pt 1

Article, Local News, Police Beat

Dracula, sex work, sexy strippers

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