Satiricus News-Journalix. Democracy Dies in Money, and Monkey Semen.

Ask the Internet

RFK Jr

VNR UNCOVERS: Missing MAHA Report Finally Unearthed

Article, Healthcare, Politics, Science

5Gs, Linda McMahon, MAHA, research, RFK Jr, study, White House
FBI Announces Org Shift from FBI to “Female Body Inspectors”

Article, Politics

FBI, Hegseth, Patel, RFK Jr
Not All Articles are Winners, Okay?! Gosh!!

Apologies and Retractions, Article, Dumpster Fires, Editorial

apology, brand management, Journalism, just be nice, RFK Jr, vodka
The VNR Accepts Cabinet Position in Trump-Vance Ticket as Secretary of Birthday Magicians, Silly String, and Giraffes

Article, Politics

Donald Trump, Gandalf, giraffes, gop, JD Vance, magicians, RFK Jr, silly string