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Editorial

ATI: How Effective is the Flu Vaccine?

Arguing with Stupid, Ask The Internet, medicine

9 out of 10 dentists, flu, lasagna, taxes, vaccines
4 Reasons Green Beans are the Assholes of the Vegetable World

Article, Editorial, Scullery & Swill, Society and Humanities

Asshole, green beans, smug
Arguing With Stupid: Should Basketballs be Round?

Arguing with Stupid, Article, Sports

basketball, Celtics, Ghandi, Jeff Bezos, Romans
Debunking Common Myths About Goldfish: The Magazine

Article, Editorial, Promotional Content

goldfish
We, at The VNR, Have a Message for Our Haters

Article, Dumpster Fires, Editorial
Op-Ed: The VNR Cannot Endorse Trump as Feckless Puppet King of America. Renews Support for Overripe Banana.

Article, Editorial, Politics, Staff Writers

Asshole, Donald Trump, king, puppet, UnAmerica
Vidalia News Recorder Now Has More Journalistic Integrity Than WaPo Editorial

Article, Business, Dumpster Fires, Editorial, Journalism and Ethics, Not Funny, Politics, Society and Humanities

Bezos, WaPo
Our First Critic: Reactions, Lessons, and How We Healed

Apologies and Retractions, Article, Dumpster Fires, Editorial, Staff Writers

crink-crink, critic, Eugene Levy, stink-stink, Vidalia News Recorder, VNR
Ask The VNR: What Makes the Greatest Satirical News Source Feel Nostalgic

Article, Editorial, Staff Writers

dailyprompt, dailyprompt-2169
A Year in Review, 2024

Article, Editorial, End of Year Review, Staff Writers

2024, axe murdering, Axe Warehouse, cocaine, cult, george carlin, vodka
Merry Christmas You Filthy Animals!

Article, Editorial, Not Funny, Religion

Absolution, Christ, Christianity, Divine Forgiveness, Jesus, Penitence, Religion, The Kingdom of Heaven
Sexually Abused Child of Drunkard Definitely Happy Abortion Outlawed

Article, Dumpster Fires, Editorial, Journalism and Ethics, Not Funny, pioneering child journalism, Religion

abortion, GOP Jesus, rape, sexual assault
What’s Wrong with You, You Degenerate Fuck Sticks?

Article, Dumpster Fires, Editorial

Asshole, cable, cult, Donald Trump, election, fuck you, gop, JD Vance
Not All Articles are Winners, Okay?! Gosh!!

Apologies and Retractions, Article, Dumpster Fires, Editorial

apology, brand management, Journalism, just be nice, RFK Jr, vodka
Ask a Nut Butter Specialist: 10 Red Flags and How to Avoid Them, with Nut Butter

Article, Ask a Nut Butter Specialist, Editorial, Etiquette, Relationships and Romance, Society and Humanities, Staff Writers

almond butter, birds, cashew butter, crink-crink, dailyprompt, dailyprompt-2056, Eugene Levy, peanut butter, red flags, stink-stink