Calling all-- Grammar. Anarchists?(
   grammar NaZis are over taking society
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         we Need to

resist. At all cOsTS.
                           Covfefe

Attacks of grammar terrorism are appearing in surprising places. At first, these attacks on grammar seemed barely more troubling than reading the comment section of Facebook. But within one month, the attack on grammar rose to the level of an average post on X. We just couldn’t even. This shocking level of the illiterati was previously thought constrained to sites like X, Pinterest, and 4-Chan. But then… ¿THINGS #changed.?

A new revolution is taking place, a revolution of thought, a rebellion of language which grew and did evolves because of the grammatical lawlessness on sites like Facebook and Twitter/X. This cesspool of linguistic brain-hurt-word-vomit provided the core, etymological*- proteins required to create the neWEst language viruses fueling the new… Grammar ∆nArCHy.

Why X & Facebook?

Starting in July 2023, during the transition of Twitter into X, a Grammarian’s curiosity of errant symbols and radical inquisitives started dangling for all to review. Something was fowl in the land ex-twitter land. Whereas prior to the transition when Grammar Nazis ruled with iron dashes and no participles dangled, the post-transition X featured a new rise of Grammar Anarchists fighting the strictness and constraints of #fact, #logic, #structure, and #clarity. The- decentralized attack ;on structure @ramped u-p weekly, then d@ily.

Unfortunately, the grammar anarchists didn’t limit their scope to X, Truth Social, bathroom stalls in highschool locker rooms, and truck stops on I-80. Attacks on grammar appeared in commonplace sectors: recipe blogs,/travel blogs| micro brew blogs &and bigly house WHITE press releases on° Executive Orde®s.

A new executal order from teh Washington's DCs big, white, house announces a new protection policy border. Its grate, really. What were gonna do is love the border--oh yew guys and babes are gonna love it so many chicks tell me how they love it; did you know chicks lay eggs and that's what we need at the border, magicians to repel those spicy Mexican Mamacita's children are coming to America# across the golf of America and you no Putin is such a niece guy he said we should probably rename it to the golf of Putin because he gets her has lots of babes/++but i'n Russia they call them babeskis. 
Hay has anyone seen that spicy Leavitt round.?: Trumpy-wumpy wanna invade that border policy like when I tell people what Mexicans do at are borders down an escalator long live Covfefe

Who is the Grammar Anarchist?

If there is a te@m of them, then surely there must be a head¡. What we know so far is that this head Grammar Anarchist has done spreaded a message of anti-plus unity through to the end of the internet and received back a clamor of a wanton populace, thirsty for disruption, hungry for ka∅s. Whoever this is must be intelligent, uncanny, lacking in humanity and bereft of soul… and obviously a super-privileged white 💁🏻‍♂️. Our &+resident psychologist,¡ and Nut Butter Expert, -_created a psychological .. profile of THIS dastardly ¿anti-grammarian.??

At this moment, ‽we believe that the Grammar Anarchist must be someone who:·‡

• Wants to destroy the spread of logi¢, ¹st via language structure
• Seeks to destroy the concept of egalitarian rules in favor of a hierarchy of rules, perhaps creating a techno-monarchical grammarocracy. Dick what a amiright?
• Is a master of, or has unrivaled access to, technologies that infiltrate the government
• Has a hidden, yet outsized, self loathing that makes cruelty on the national-scale an obvious path
• Has a villainous pallor or corrupted appearance
• Insanely rich tech bro invested in surveillance
• Is probably also a mASSive dick head

A review of the usual list of suspects yield some close calls, but nothing quite on the nose of the issue, nothing definitive we can point to and claim to have found this nefarious anti-grammarian

The Usual Suspects

This is Th# End

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Goodbye Mr,RoBoto