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October 2024

Shakira Announces Plan to be Woo’d by Middling Staff Writer of Satirical News Source

Article, Dumpster Fires, Relationships and Romance

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Trump Supports the Sanctity of Marriage by Claiming the Right of Prima Nocta

Article, Daily Life, Politics, Religion

Donald Trump, gop, GOP Jesus, JD Vance, penis, prima Nocta, Religion
VNR Announces: Dear Boo, We Are Your Husband’s Thirst Trap

Article, Daily Life, Dumpster Fires, Secret Relationships: Uncovered, Society and Humanities

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Not All Articles are Winners, Okay?! Gosh!!

Apologies and Retractions, Article, Dumpster Fires, Editorial

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Our $3.50 AI robot will do Anything for search… but he woooon’t do that.
No, no. No he wooon’t do that.

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