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The VNR Features 37% More Journalism Than Your Mom

Article, Journalism and Ethics

buzzfeed, fresh smokes, Journalism, mom
Scrambled Tiles – Are True Friends Inseparable?

Sunday Puzzle

cheese, friends
ATI: How Many Ounces in a Gallon

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gallon, ounces
Vidalia News Recorder Announces Bespoke Breakup Service

Article, Relationships and Romance

breakup services, Elon Musk
Fallen Letters – Dracula Really Loves Music

Sunday Puzzle

children, Dracula, music, ragtime
ATI: Which Actor Got Famous for Which Role

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FBI Announces Org Shift from FBI to “Female Body Inspectors”

Article, Politics

FBI, Hegseth, Patel, RFK Jr
Pope’s Health Recovers From Illness Caused by Your Sinful Masturbation

Article, Religion, technology

hospital, masturbation, medicine, penitentbacteriophages, pneumonia, pope, Popeumonia, slut-rays
Word Search – Know Your Military Acronyms

Sunday Puzzle

acronyms, military, military acronyms
ATI: Why Did Russia Invade the Ukraine

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Russia, Ukraine
Ask VNR: How Have Recent Tech Changes Prevented You From Ending All Life on Earth?

Article, Ask VNR

Cthulhu, dailyprompt, dailyprompt-1889, technology
The VNR Adjusts Tone of Articles After Dept of Ed Closing

Article, Politics, Staff Writers

Dept of education, DoE, Donald Trump, dumb shit
Crossword – List of New Magazines from Silver Fox Seductions

Sunday Puzzle

AARP, Silver Fox Seductions
BREAKING NEWS: Tesla Recalls 46000 Cybertrucks Claiming Non-Purposeful Customer Deaths Might Hurt Nazi Image

Article, Business, Dumpster Fires, Local News, Politics, technology

Cybertruck, Elon Musk, Karoline Leavitt, Tesla
ATI: Who’s the Biggest Purchaser of Glitter?

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glitter, Lindsay Graham, Navy, Voldemort