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ATI: Who Will Trump Blame for the Blue Wave?

The United States voted for a regime change this month, for a repudiation of fascism and scandals, and for decency to prevail. Hopefully we’ll also get lower groceries.

But! Who will Trump blame for this Blue Wave? Himself or his horrible leadership? Not a fucking chance. So, whose fault is it?

Probably Obama’s, but also just as likely Abe Lincoln’s fault.