As millions around the world mourn the late night host’s forced departure from primetime television, they are left to ask…

What’s next for Stephen Colbert?

Indeed, many around the country are taking the question one step further…

Do you think he’ll call me, now that he’s not busy? I’ve been watching his show for a long time. Surely he knows my name, and that my dog passed away last week. So, anytime you want to call Stephen, it would be great to catch up… for the first time, y’know.

Despite only being off the air for less than 24 hours, many are resorting to despondency…

I guess he’s too busy to call. That’s alright. I have to get up early tomorrow anyway.